Sunday, October 19, 2014

Seven Alternatives to Burning Couches at WVU

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West Virginia University. What a God-forsaken dump. And what's with all the couch-burning that goes on there? But let's face it, if any of us went there, we'd be looking for anything to burn as a metaphor for how our lives had turned out. But come on, Mountaineers, there are some better alternatives than a functional couch... 

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Six Reasons to Stay for the Fourth Quarter at Pitt Games



You just sung along to "Sweet Caroline." Pitt's losing, or maybe even winning... but everyone is getting up to leave. Gotta get a good spot on the shuttles, go home, take a nap and get ready to go out later. You've H'd-2-P all you possibly can, right? But wait!  Here are six reasons you should sit back down and enjoy the rest of the game... 

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

10 People We Hope are Excluded from Pitt Football's "Plan for Every Fan"



Pitt football’s marketing department boldly declared they have “a plan for every fan.” While we encourage their welcoming overture, we caution them to reconsider their amicable ticket policy. As season ticket holders, we’re worried such an inclusive proposition might invite some of Oakland’s seedier characters into Heinz Field this fall. So, Steve Pederson, take note, here are ten fans we don’t want to see at Pitt games this year:

Monday, August 25, 2014

"Joe-Bots Versus the Volcano."

A volcano threatening to erupt in Iceland may prevent PSU from playing in Ireland this weekend. Opening this weekend: A cardboard Joe. A delusional fan base. "Joe-Bots Versus the Volcano."